hurmm...

cinta..apa bnda cinta 2 sebenarnya ek..cinta adalah sumthing y lahir dari sdut hati..y kita sndiri x sedari k...setuju x? n rmai dari kita mnganggap cinta 2 seharusnya adalah suci dan bleh membuatkan kita merasa bahagia dan gembira...

dan sbab 2 la ramai anak muda zaman skunk suka mengejar cinta..bagi mereka..cinta adalah sa2 perasaan y romantis dan indah...dan ini adalah fasa y kita slalu kenali sebagai ZAMAN CINTA MONYET...dimaana cinta itu adalah indah....tiada sebarang tekanan...tnpa memikirkan sbrang halangn or tekanan y mndatang..bagi kita dunia adalah kita y punya..btul x? dan disebabkn itu lah CINTA MONYET ni susah nk tahan lama..kerana ianya sekadar utk kegembiraan dan tahap komitmennya adalh rendah....dan bila timbul masalh je..hubungan percintaan ni mudah retak dan menunggu belah je..

tapi x dinafikan..cinta monyet ni mmng best...byak gila knangan...pergi curi2 dating...snggup mengikat perut semata-mata nk blanja awek mkan r..n byak lagi r aku rsa y kita wat spanjang cinta monyet ni..kalo diingatkan balik..gelak pn ada..btul x?ahhahaha

namun perhubungan 2 la y mematangkn kita..dan lumrahnya..kaum hawa ni lagi cpat matang dari lelaki...sbab 2 la kaum adam ni even da msuk alam pekerjaan ni..masih trbawa-bawa perangai cinta monyet..huuhuhuh...apapun...cinta monyet ni adalah kenangan indah gak r..n agak rugi r bagi sapa y x merasainya..uhhuhuhu.... =p

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i noe u luv me-

miss my younger brother..

aduih...

da lama aku x jumpa bdak kecik yang nakal thap dewa ni...

tiap kali kalo blik umah...

dia r orang pertama y datang peluk kt aku....

ni gmbar dia y last time aku amik.....

nama dia muhammad rafiq....

bdak pling nkal kt umah aku...mak aku smpai pening kepala layan kereanah dia...

tapi dia r y menceriakan umah kami...

hurm...

x sbar nk blik rya..nk jumpa dia...

uhuhuhuhuhuh

p/s : tahun ni xda duit raya.ahahahahah

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i noe u luv me

i'm back

pergh...

finally i'm back....

after a few months isolating myself from my blog...

uhhuhuuhuuh....

bkan apa..bru blik dari sailing...

2 je......

uhuhhuuhuhhu..byak sgat aku nk kongsi..uhhuhuhuuh....

p/s : i miss sumone.uhhuhuhuhu

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i noe u luv me

lawak petang..ahhahaah

Terbalik Cinta

Teruna: “Akhirnya inilah saat yang aku tunggu sekian lama.”
Cewek: “Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?”
Teruna: “Tentu Tidak! Jangan sesekali kau berpikiran seperti itu.”
Dara: “Apakah kau mencintaiku?”
Teruna:: “Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu.”
Dara: “Apakah kau pernah berlaku curang?”
Teruna: “Tidak! Aku tak akan sesekali melakukan hal seburuk itu.”
Dara: “Maukah kau menciumku?”
Teruna: “Ya…”
Dara: “Sayangku… Sesudah 5 tahun nikah…”

Sila baca dari bawah ke atas.

Oh Abang...

Juliana : “Abang Mie… Jom la datang rumah… saya rindu la.. lagipun suami saya pergi oversea tadi..”

Helmi : “baiklah malam esok abang pergi tau… nanti pandai la abang tipu isteri abang tu..”

Juliana : “Oh ya.. sebelum datang esok.. abang cukur misai kasi licin dulu ye.. abang tahukan saya suka lelaki yg baby-face.”

Helmi : “Alamak… yang ni susah sikit.. isteri abang suka abang simpan misai ni nanti dia marah plak”

Juliana : “Alaaa… abang ni nak jumpa saya ke tak nie?”

Helmi : “oklah.. oklah.. Ana punya pasal.. apa saja abang sanggup”

Keesokan paginya, semasa Helmi hendak keluar untuk ke pejabat dia telah memesan kepada isterinya yang dia pulang lewat malam ini
kerana ada mesyuarat penting… dan di pejabatnya.. Helmi telah
mencukur misainya sampai licin..

Jam 4 pagi ketika Helmi balik ke rumahnya… isterinya sudah tidur… Dengan perlahan Helmi salin baju dan naik ke tempat tidur…tiba-tiba isterinya tersedar lalu meraba-raba wajah Helmi yang licin itu dalam kegelapan… dan berkata… “Kenapa kau tak balik lagi Jalil… kejap lagi suami akak balik…!!”

Hilang Burung

Ada seorang lelaki tua yang hobinya memelihara banyak burung. Pada suatu pagi, semua burung kesayangannya telah hilang. Merasa sipencuri sudah keterlaluan, lelaki tua itu pun membawa masalah ini di perjumpaan mingguan di kampungnya.

Lelaki tua : “Siapa disini yang ada burung?”
Seluruh penduduk laki-laki segera berdiri.

Menyedari kesilapannya dalam cara bertanya, lelaki itu menambah
“bukan itu maksud saya”

Lalu di ajukan soalan yang lain..
“maksud saya adalah, siapa yang pernah lihat burung?”

Maka seluruh penduduk wanita berdiri.
Kerana menyedari pertanyaannya masih tidak betul, maka dengan muka merah padam dia menyambung “maaf, bukan itu maksud saya”

Sekali lagi dia cuba bertanya
“maksud saya adalah siapa yang pernah lihat burung yang bukan miliknya”
Separuh penduduk wanita berdiri.

Muka lelaki itu makin merah, dan juga makin gugup, segera berkata lagi
“maaf sekali lagi, bukan ke arah itu pertanyaan saya, maksud saya adalah,
siapa yang pernah lihat burung saya?”

Lalu… Isteri lelaki itu pun pun berdiri….dan seorang wanita yang lain,
maka kali ini merah padam pula muka si isteri, lelaki tu pun cabut lari,
menyesal tanya.

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i noe u luv me

penangan cinta si minah indon

huh...

lepas sa2 isu..sa2 isu lagi yang aku nk ungkitkan mengenai permasalahan masyarakat sekeliling kita....

topik pada hari ini adalah mengenai kisah

Ayah angau pucuk muda...

http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/Ayahangaupucukmuda/Article

yang aku petik dari harian metro...

emmm...terkejut gak aku bila baca berita ni tadii...

korang byangkan lelaki yang da berumur 60 tahun..yang da ada cucu sanggup melarikan diri ke Indonesia semata-mata mengikuti kekasih hatinya iaitu seorang indon....

yang aku marah.lelaki tersebut sebab dia siap antar sms kt kuarga dia ckap jgan CARI DIA LAGI....

n siap ckap dia da NEKAD NAK SEHIDUP SEMATI NGAN MINAH INDON 2....

x ke pelik n kurang bijak tindakan seorang lelaki yang boleh digelar ATUK..

yang menjadi kemusykilan aku skunk ni...

kenapa lelaki tersebut x minx IZIN FAMILY DIA nak pasang sa2 lagi kalo da kemaruk sangat nk berkawin sa2 lagi.....

n kalo kot ya pun nak kawen ngan minah indon 2...knapa dia bernekad nak blik INDON ngan minah 2 n naik bot lak 2...mcam nk meyeludup masuk ke INDON je..hurmmmm..musykil aku...

tpi 2 bukan main point aku kupas isu ni sebenarnya..

yang aku nk tekankan kt cni adalah...

kita ni semakin hari semakin besar dan semakin pandai..

so buat la sesuatu keputusan ngan berfikir dahulu n tnya pendapat orang lain...

n kalo kot ya pun da x than nk kawen sa2 lagi..knapa x gunakan cara y BETUL...

smpai sanggup melarikan diri ke INDON yang mna bagi aku adalah tindakan kurang bijak sehingga menyusahk n orang lain...

dan yang aku paling bengang apabila dia suh anak2 dia jgan cari dia lagi..bagi aku, x kisah sejahat mana atau sebenci mna korang ngan famili korang..jangan putuskan hubungan kekeluargaan tersebut.sbab mereka la orang yang pling rpat dngan anda....

renungkan r kwanku..

p/s : ini pengajaran utk golongan laki yang bkal jadi bapa....

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i noe u luv me

5 Things a Single Father Should Know About Their Kid's School

Single fathers can feel cut out of the picture when it comes to staying on top of the events and procedures at their kids' schools. There is plenty of information to handle, from homework to after school activities. Some announcements may come home with kids and get lost. But these ten tips can make life much easier for everyone:

First, make sure teachers know that the kids have a single father so there won't be any misunderstanding. Don't depend on the kids to relay this information. Make the information known and be clear about it.

The second step is to be sure to make it to Back to School night, PTA meetings and any other opportunities to meet and connect with school administrators and teachers. At Back to School Night teachers may describe classroom rules and leave contact numbers. They may even describe the course curriculum. Back to school night gives single fathers a chance to gauge the tone of the school, general procedures and the appearance and layout of each of their children's classrooms. It is an important way to learn about a school.

A third point? Be sure to ask about free tutoring service or resource rooms in the school. Many schools offer after school tutoring for free. Sometimes, teachers can recommend names of experienced tutors. Busy parents sometimes can use these services to help their children succeed. Find out where resource centers are located and where free tutoring takes place.

The fourth step? Be pro-active and be sure to check for papers and announcements that come home with children. Have a file folder set up for each class as well as school activities. If there are permission slips to be signed, due dates for major projects or other information, stick it in the appropriate folder and consider having sticky tabs with due dates for important papers. Know if the school has a procedure for clear communication about homework and due dates.

Finally, it is vital to understand a school's policy about absences or missed school days. Some won't let children return to school without a permission slip. Other schools have policies that allow only so many sick days per semester or year.

p/s : is not easy 4 a man 2 be a mother and father at one time..hurmm

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i noe u luv me

LOVE QUOTES OF DA DAY

"everytime I saw your face my heart beat was in the race when your love to me was given then I thought I'm in heaven"
jhackmachulhet

this quote describe how he feel when he saw his love one face...his heart beat so fast because he feel so excited..and when his love been accepted by that girl... he is so happy like he is in the heaven...

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i noe u luv me

ADAT PERMAINAN

em biar pun mlam ni THE REDS klah...

x mengapa...

season depan ada lagi...

kita cuba lagi baiki pertahanan dan mantapkan bahagian serangan kita...

and CHELSEA deserved to win...

what a game....

every team have show a quality at the first half...

but in the second half...

we can see CHELSEA dominated it....

ketiadaan TORRES, SKRTEL dan MAXI pada mlam ni ternyata mmberi kesan kepada THE RED dalam menghadapi THE BLUES yang dibarisi kesebelasana utama...

CONGRATZ....

MARI KITA DOAKAN MU KALAH MLAM NI..UHHUHUUH

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i noe u luv me

gambar paling hot minggu ni..hhuhhuuhhu

gambar super model yang paling hot di facebook..hahahaha...

LADY GAGO...

hahahahaha...

ni r contoh ARTIFICIAL WOMAN yang aku maksudkan...

siap rmai fan and komen fb dia bdak malaysia...

yang xleh than nya..

x kira laki n gul..rmai kot yang komen dia..a

ahahhahahah

p/s: x than gelak wak2 nk post entry ni.hahahaah

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i noe u luv me

malam ni menentukan sapa lagi mantap benitez ataupun anceloti

Tale of the tape

	Carlo Ancelotti v Rafael Benitez
50	Age	50
16	Years as a player	12
14 (inc. 3 domestic titles and 2 European Cups)	Honours as a player	1 (Spanish Fourth Division title)
15	Years as a manager	24
1	Domestic titles	2
2	European Cups	1
2	Other European trophies	2
1	Club World Cups	0
First season	Premier League experience	Sixth season

yang kat ats ni perbandingan di antara dua manager kelab gergasi liga enggeris..

hurmmm...

dua2 ni manager yang disegani,....

hurmmm aku hrap mlam ni team the REDS dapat menang nagn CHELSEA...

hhuhuhuhuuhuh...

x kurang sejam lagi game ni akan bermula...

jom kita penuhkan warong mamak atau kedai mkan tgokSUPER SUNDAY minggu ni...

CHELSEA VS LIVERPOOL

p/s : harap MU kalah ngan sunderland.uhhuhuuh

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i noe u luv me

gambar petang ni...huhuuhhu

ni gambar top model ni...

ahahahah...

lawa x bro..hahaha..

top model ARTIFICIAL WOMAN...

aku jumpa kat facebook..hahahahahaha

p/s : nak termuntah aku tgok gmabr ni.hahahah

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i noe u luv me

cerita lawak petang..

Cerita 1

Ada 26 orang gila, mereka akan menjalani ujian kesihatan di Amerika. Mereka dibawa dengan menggunakan pesawat Hercules yang besar. Ketika di udara, orang-orang gila itu terlalu bising kerana bermain bola di dalam pesawat. Kapten pesawat marah dan menyuruh co-pilotnya untuk menenangkan mereka. "Hoi! Bising sangat nie! Jangan main bola di dalam kapalterbang!!!" bentak co-pilot kepada orang-orang gila tersebut.

Akhirnya situasi menjadi tenang. Tapi lama-kelamaan, Kapten curiga karena situasinya terlalu tenang. Dia menyuruh lagi co-pilotnya untuk memeriksa keadaan di belakang. Ketika co-pilot datang, dia terkejut setengah mati! Orang gilanya tinggal 4 orang!!! "Hei, kamu semua! Kenapa tinggal 4 orang sahaja? Yang lain ke mana?"

"Habis... tak boleh main bola di dalam kapalterbang, jadi mereka main bola di luar la."
"HAH?! Habis tu kenapa kamu semua masih berada di dalam?"

"Kan kami nie pemain simpanan...".

Cerita 2

Tunang Farid, Siti menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.

Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. Saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk…….. Benci ……

Cerita 3

Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, laluditumpangkan kawanya itu.

Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,

Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????

Cerita 4

Orang Asli Dan Polis

Orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
Polis : “Selamat pagi”
Polis : “Apa hal?”
Orang asli : “Saya nak buat repot tuan”
Polis : “Fasal apa tu?”
Orang asli : “Kawan saya di baham harimau”
Polis : “Pukul berapa?”
Orang asli : “Dia tak pukul, terkam “
Polis :”Habis?…”
Orang asli : “Tak habis, tinggal kepala..”

p/s: gelak tawa adalha ubat suka dan duka..uhuhhu

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i noe u luv me

gejala ARTIFICIAL WOMAN

entry kali ni..aku ingin memetik satu artikel dari metro yang berkaitan dengan seorang lelaki yang melakukan pembedahan transeksual terhdap dirinya...

berikut adalah link berita tersebut.....

http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/Taktakutbuangkemaluan/myMA/myArticle

aku sangat sedey kot bila bca artikel ni..

ya r...tuhan da jadikan kita ni seelok-elok ciptaan...

knapa masih ada yg sanggup mengubah ciptaannya sehinnga sanggup mengubah JANTINA...

tak ke diaorang sdar bhawa perbuatan diaorang 2 hram dan berdosa besar...

nilah akibatnya kalo manusia da x tkut ngan pegangan AGAMA lagi...

LOGIK AKAL menjadi ukurannya....

yang aku x leh terima ramai kot lelaki2 yang digelar sejati kononnya...

yang menagih cinta dari golongan ini...

uish come on r....

ramai lagi perempuan sejati kt luar sana...

x kan r ARTIFICIAL WOMAN ni gak yang korang nak.........

alasan diaorang..golongan yang begini lebih cantik or mengancam dari anak dara sejati......

korang jgan lupa biarpun zahirnya golongan ARTIFICIAL WOMAN ni biarpun zahirnya mcam perempuan sejati tetapi hakikatnya still insan bergelar LELAKI...

dan BERDOSA BESAR tau bila korang berzina lak 2...

wat kwan2 di luar sana..

kalo r korang ada kwan2 or saudara yang ada nk jadi golongan ARTIFICIAL WOMAN ni...

bimbing r mereka...

mengikut kajian golongan ni semakin hari semakin bertambah....

dan kebanyakannya adalah orang MELAYU...

renungkan r...

p/s: aku xleh byang orang yang berzina ngan golongan ARTIFICIAL WOMAN ni...

-xoxo-

i noe u luv me

Stunning Ways to Lose the Excess Pounds and Drop Inches Off Your Waist

First things first, knowing how to lose weight fast is fairly easy. You need not be a rocket scientist to be able to lose weight, but you do need to make the effort to do so. If you are serious about losing weight then here is your chance. Grab it now.

Increase Your Water Intake.

Perhaps this is the most important first step you can take with regards to losing weight. The body needs to be hydrated if it is to be healthy and perform its normal bodily functions. The water you take helps in breaking down the fat that is deposited in your body. It also allows for the transport of many nutrients to the cells. And if you do exercises, you need additional water as well since you lose water through sweating when you workout.

Exercise

Perhaps this is the hardest of all the lose weight techniques you will do. You do need to exert a lot of effort before you can actually see much of a difference but if you are diligent enough with your workout efforts, you will indeed see results at the soonest possible time.

Never Skip Meals

Don't ever skip meals to lose weight, most especially breakfast, it is indeed the most important meal of the day. Skipping breakfast will make you a lot hungrier during the day and you will tend to eat more during the other meals. Also you need to understand the dangers of shifting your diet instantly and extremely. The thing is if you're diet is changed abruptly and you lose more than 500 calories a day, chances are you lose muscle mass instead of fat.

Losing weight means burning up fat that will be used as energy and you need to understand that it isn't an instantaneous response because you didn't eat. In fact, you might actually be doing the exact opposite, because when the body senses a 'low food environment' it actually begins to store fats instead of allowing you to use it because it is saving up energy because of the low food/energy count.

Choosing The Right Diet

With the variety of diets available today, it can be difficult to choose which one will work best. There is actually no secret formula in choosing your diet plan. You're best choice will be what's best and what works for you. What can you realistically cut out and what will you have a difficult time avoiding. You should totally be realistic about your goals, if you cannot stick to a diet, then no matter how everyone say it works, it won't work for you.

Knowing how to lose weight fast is easy, the key is to get a plan that you can stick to and stick to the plan you have chosen and you'll see a leaner you in no time.

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i noe u luv me

LOVE QUOTES OF DA DAY

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.
* Leo Tolstoy

there are so many people in this world which describe so many type of mind and heart...

which describing that everyone have their own ways..including how they want to express their love to their love one...that is why love is so beautiful...

-xoxo-

i noe u luv me

what a days

waaa....

i feel so tense today...

i really wanna watch iron man II today...

but i can't cause my number 1 dress fitting has been rescheduled at 12 pm.....

and tomorrow still have another paper..which i consider little bit tricky and hard..

em what a days...

i start my day with sigh on my face...

hurmmmmm

p/s : i wanna watch iron man 2 so badly...

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i noe u luv me

tonight humour for you....

America vs. Russia

The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

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i noe u luv me

6 facts you need to know guys

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2. The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

3. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

4. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

5. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

6. A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!

p/s : there still a lot of things we don't know.hhuuhuh

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i noe u luv me

cerita seram minggu ini

em minggu ni aku ingin menyambung cerita hantu seperti yang aku janjikan minggu lpas....

kali in berkaitan dengan pengalaman aku sewak2 menunggu durian...

korang pun tau kan..buah durian kat malaysia ni kan berhantu..hahahaah...

ya r... memang laris n kesukaan ramai kot...

berbalik kepada cerita aku...

seperti biasa.. aku n gang2 aku suka tggu durian wak2 mlam...

sbab mlas nk lpak umah..

wak2 tu umur aku dalam 15 thun kot nak amik PMR...

n kitaorang da wat pondok kat sa2 tmpat yang ada 4 batang pokok durian..

bak kata orang mmng strategik gila r....

sbab nk kuar tggu durian wak2 mlam...

aku pun standby lampu suluh n parang...

keperluan tu bro kalo dalam hutan...

kitaorang gerak dari umah dlam pkul 11 lebih kot dalam 5 orang..

n dlam group aku 2 ada seorang mmber ayah aku..

pak cik ibrahim..

umur dia wak2 tu dlam 27 kalo x silap r...

da sampai pondok 2 mcam biasa r kan..

wat unggun api n tabur belerang keliling pondok..

nak elak binatang mcam ular r ktakan...

utk makluman korang....

pondok tmpat tggu durian 2 terletak di kwasan tempat kerja ayah aku..

all the way ke c2 mmng bergelap...

kalo orang yang lmah semangat konfirm x nk g...

tgah duk melepak tggu durian.

pak cik ibrahim pun buka r cite pasal pengalaman dia mlam semlam..

menurut beliau mlam smalam beliau nampak kelibat putih kat area c2...

yang peliknya..kelibat 2 muncul apabila ada durian gugur sahaja...

PERGH...

jangan wat memain kelibat putih mana lak yang nak tunggu durian mlam2 buta ni..

tpi beliau berseloroh, smlam pak cik sorang je..hari ni ada geng..bnda 2 x kaco kot....

aduih..

bleh lak dia wat memain bnda cam2....

tpi kami steady....

kami yakin kalo ramai2 ni..bnda cam2 x kn muncul kot....

huhu....

TIBA-TIBA.....

PURGGHHHHH.....

bunyi buah durian gugur....

dari bunyi yang kami dgar macam 2 biji yang gugur...

apalagi bro...kami pun berlari r termasuk pak cik ibrahim..

bak kata orang sapa cepat dia dapat..

ngan berpandukan arah bunyi durian gugur dan lampu suluh aku pun mencari dgan harapan dapat menjumpai buah y gugur 2 terlebih dahulu..

SEKALI...

mata aku tertumpu kepada sa2 lembaga putih yang berdiri di hadapan aku..

aku hnya mampu tergamam dan lampu suluh terlepas dari pndangan aku...

aku tgok mmber2 aku n pak cik ibrahim pn terkejut melihat lembaga putih 2....

lembaga putih 2 berdiri di hadapan aku..

mmang wak2 2 aku cuak gila babi...

memng thap death punya bro....

lembaga putih 2 membongkok dan...

ambil durian tersebut ...

dan terus menghilang.......

even lembaga 2 da hilang aku msih tergamam tau x ...

pak cik ibrahim tarik aku n arahkan kami suma blik ke umah....

dari pondok 2 kami suma lari mcam lipas kudung kot..

dlam kepala nk sampai umah dlu je...

da lupa pasal durian korang tau x....

smpai kt umah je....

aku tgok ayah aku x tdo lgi....

aku ngan x tkar bajunya trus msuk bilik n cuba nk tdo...

tapi yang aku peliknya..b4 tdo ayah aku leh aku bagi minum air suam....

n mlam 2 aku x pk sgat kot pasal kejadian pelik 2.....

mngkin ayah aku bagi air jampi kot..

hahahah...

tapi sumpah....

2 pengalaman aku yang paling real....

smnjak dari malam 2...

kitaorang suma tggu durian wak2 siang je...

mlam mmng xda yang berani...

p/s : sowie kaloa aku x pndai nk cite...huhuhuhu

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5 Tips Tidak Di Rompak Oleh Pencuri

1. Untuk rumah, pasang perangkap tikus sebanyak mungkin, letakkan umpan emas atau besi atau duit.

2. Untuk melindungi kereta anda, langgar apa-apa agar kereta anda kemek, pancitkan tayar anda, beli rim second hand yang buruk, beli ezsos paling murah dan jangan letak stiker pada kereta anda.

3. Untuk motor, pancitkan tayar, cabut spark plug dan sentiasa memastikan tangki minyak kosong.

4.Untuk anak anda, beli pakaian bundle untuk mereka pakai, beri hanya 50 sen sehari pada mereka.

5. Untuk anda sendiri, jangan suka menunjuk (berdosa tau !!!)

p/s: huish teknik yang kejam dan mungkin paling berkesan.hahahaha

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avatar versi mr. bean.....

uish..mr bean da jadi pelakon AVATAR KE....

hahahahaha...

gmbar ni aku jumpa kt tenet..

cam hampeh e.haahhah

p/s : ngah tggu avatar versi mr. bean..uhhuhuuh

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Should You Fight to Get Your Girlfriend Back?

Your ex-girlfriend walked away from you and left you devastated. You didn't for once think that you would end up losing that girlfriend that you cared about so much. You think about her all of the time and yet, for some reason, you cannot think of what you should do in order to get her back. Should you let her just walk away, or should you fight to get your girlfriend back?

You have to look at it from this angle. If you really want to get your girlfriend back, then just letting her walk away is not going to be the right decision, is it? However, if you try too hard to get her back, you are going to end up just being a nuisance in her life, and how often do women dream about finding a guy that ends up being a nuisance?

You have to be subtle in how you go about getting your girlfriend back. You have to do little things that make her think about you again and you have to know how to trigger attraction in her so that when she thinks about you, all she thinks are good things that make her heart melt.

When you try to win your girlfriend back, and you push her to make a decision right on the spot, what do you think she is going to end up choosing?

Not you.

That might sting, it might hurt a bit, but you are a big boy and I think you can handle it. More importantly, you have to be able to be realistic like that if you ARE going to get her to come back. Instead of focusing on what you can do to make her want to come back to you, you should focus on what will make her feel MASSIVE attraction towards you again.

This is the only way that you are going to be able to successfully get your girlfriend back, and the best way to 'fight' to win her love again.

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i noe u luv me

LOVE QUOTES OF DA DAY

Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.
* Marianne Williamson

love is something which come naturally....the purity of love is been determined how natural it born...but fear is something we learned by our eyes, ears and hearts...and fear is the thing that we make.....

p/s : loving each other is a great thing

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i noe u luv me

quite tired

huh..

morning malaysia..even i already have an enough sleep last night..

i still feel sleepy in this morning..

might be cause of medicine i took last night..

hurmmmm...

i still have paper on monday...

but i wanna watch iron man 2 tomorrow..

and this week also liverpool gonna meet chelsea...

lot of thing to do..huuhuhuh.....

have a nice morning everyone..

uhuhhuuh

p/s: miss my little brother...hhuhuhu

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The Right Way To Gain Muscles: The Truth About Body Building

People who are skinny are more likely going to have a hard time in gaining muscles. Spending a lot of time working out in the gym is not enough to gain you muscles. Keep in mind that there are various ways to do so. Dont just limit yourself by going to the gym.

Your goal to have more muscles is more likely to happen if you have enough knowledge about the principles of body building. But if youre not satisfied with the muscles you have gained despite the efforts then the following tips to gain muscles in the right way may help you.

Firstly, dont do extreme lifts over and over again for it will do you no good in gaining muscles. You have to do each body building exercises slowly and in control. You have to be focus. Doing slow controlled movements will give you efficiency towards muscle development.

Fill up your body with protein-rich foods before going to the gym. It will make your muscles stronger that promotes muscle repair which would then make you gain muscles faster. Never hit the gym with an empty stomach. You need food in order for you to have enough energy for the entire workout each day.

You should also avoid doing the same exercises each day. It would only lessen your chances in gaining more muscles. Keep in mind that rest is one of the factors that help you gain more muscles. Take at least one day off every after a three-day straight workout. For instance, if you have done exercises for the back and biceps today, dont do the same exercises tomorrow. Always provide time for each muscle group to repair to make room for more muscle tissue production.

Keep in mind that you dont gain muscles while working out. Its only when you rest when the body starts to produce more muscle tissues to strengthen the injured muscles you have. So when youre done with your workout, get plenty of rest and get the chance of gaining more muscles.

Its good to go for more heavy weights in the gym. But you also have to consider your own capability of having weights that you could handle. You just cant start with heavier weights when you know you couldnt finish the whole program with such weights. You have to weigh things out in terms of your capability. But always remember that one of your goals is to have continuous muscle contractions while on workout.

You have just read some important things to remember about body building. Dont rely on doing workouts on the gym alone. You got to have the right knowledge with the whole idea. Gaining muscles is all about knowing the right exercises done in the right manner, having the right kind of diet and having enough rest and sleep.

These tips will help you gain muscles in a short period of time. Vary your exercises for two muscle groups each day. Seeing an expert may also help you with what you want to attain. They will be able to provide you various programs for muscle development.

p/s : a good tips for guyz out there....

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i noe u luv me

Need a Loan Fast? Beware of These Facts Before Getting One

Whenever you need a loan fast, follow the few tips mentioned here and you will be eligible for acquiring a loan within a very short span of time without much hassle. Credit history and record is a parameter which every lender is interested in and that shows whether you are capable enough to acquire a loan of that amount as well as whether or not you would be able to pay back that loan or not.

Here are a few of the techniques you can exercise to get your loan sanctioned immediately:

Provide collateral - When you think that your credit rating is not that strong or can become a hurdle in you getting that loan, you should provide collateral, this helps the lenders in gaining confidence and trust in you that you will pay back. Anything which is of high or considerably high value can be termed collateral for e.g. your extra property, your home, your car, stocks, bonds or just anything which is valuable.

Acquire loan from sub-prime loan providers - Naturally, try this only when you have second thoughts in your mind about getting loans from elsewhere and do not have much time to waste in this emergency situation. Sub-prime lenders charge very high rate of interests and also don't need any collateral mostly as their primary clientele are bad credit record holders. Somehow, this seems to be a good option when you lack time to explore and know somehow that other strict money lenders would turn you down because of poor credit history.

Make sure you do your home work well and compare the prevalent markets rate of interests as it helps in getting the best deal, best quote and also helps in knowing where you can get this loan with low of interest rates. Being better informed is better than being highly foolish.

Unsecured Loans:

If you lack anything under your belly to provide as collateral then getting a loan from sub primer lenders is a good option as they don't need any. If you are going through terrible financial crisis and need a fast loan, then getting these unsecured quick loans is the best solution for you as it helps the immediate bills and dues coming from mortgages, credit card companies, etc.

What you require:

In order to acquire these loans, you need few proofs and documents such as a proof that you are employed somewhere and is steady there with decent income. Collateral as mentioned above is not necessary at all in these kinds of unsecured brisk loans but still, you need to have a decent income which they can identify with before sanctioning you the loan.

p/s : if possible try not to make a money loan for unnecessary things...

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Loghat mana lebih munasabah?

Timbul persoalan, loghat daerah manakah yang lebih munasabah di antara loghat utara dengan
loghat pantai timur?

Jawapannya: Loghat pantai timur (Kelate) adalah munasabah

Bahasa Melayu standard:
"Dia pergi ke rumah jiran untuk mencari emaknya tetapi setelah sampai di situ didapati emaknya tiada."


Loghat Utara (kedah):
"Dia pi ghumah jiran nak caghi mak dia, pi pi mak dia tak dak".

Loghat Pantai Timur (kelate):
"Dio gi ghumoh jire nok caghi mek dio, gi gi mek dio tak dok."


KESIMPULAN: Tidak mungkin pipi emaknya tiada; tetapi kalau gigi maknya tidak ada memang munasabahlah!

p/s: sekadar berhibur je..uhhuhuhu

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sudahkan anda menghubungi IBU ANDA DI RUMAH

kawan2 ku..

entri kali ini pendek je...

aku hnya ingin berpesan..slalukanlah hubungi IBU BAPA di rumah..

bertanyakan khabar dari mereka..

sesungguhnya panggilan dari kamu suma adalah sangat berharga bagi mereka...

ni tidak kita kol parent kita selalunya untuk...

EMAK DUIT X CUKUP..LEH TLONG BANK IN X....

MAK,, KREDIT DA HABIS..TLONG TOP UP LEH X...

cuba r korang spentkan kredit korang dlam rm1.00 sehari untuk kol IBU ANDA...

lagi berkat dari korang gayut ngan awek korang tau...

p/s : ditujukan kepada diri sendiri gak.uhuhhu

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Tidur Seranjang Dengan Suami Orang

Teman saya ini (katakanlah namanya Ema, 25 tahun) bekerja dengan satu perusahaan konsultan yang tidak terlalu besar sebagai assistant dan salah seorang partner pada perusahaan konsultan tersebut (Kita sebut saja namanya Andy).Ema sangat mengkagumi profil dan karakter Andy.

Sebut saja semua hal yang baik, maka Andy memilikinya. Otak yang cemerlang, sikap yang profesionaldan gentleman, penampilan yang selalu rapi and nice looking serta usia baru 34 tahun (waktu itu). Ema pula adalah seorang wanita yang memiliki segala yang diidamkan oleh seorang lelaki,bentuk tubuh yang sempurna,paras yang cantik,fikiran matang serta bijak,berpewatakan ceria & suka tersenyum.

Disebabkan Ema selalu bertugas bersama Andy maka Ema akhirnya mulai menyayang i Andy lebih dari team partner & Ema membiarkan saja perasaannya kepada Andy tumbuh tanpa halangan. Semakin hari dia semakinjatuh hati kepada Andy.

Andy bukannya tidak tahu akan hal itu tetapi sikapnya yang profesional
di pejabat yang tidak membiarkan hal-hal pribadi mencampuriurusan
pejabat membuat Ema semakin mengkagumi peribadi Andy.

Suatu hari urusan pejabat membuat mereka berdua harus pergi kebeberapa lokasi di seluruh Negara. Inilah ceritanya.

Untuk memudahkan pergerakan, mereka naik pesawat ke Penang dan menyewa kereta untuk melakukan perjalanan darat di sekitar B'worth , Perak, Kedah dan Perlis dalam rangka melakukan suatu survey khusus untuk kepentingan klien.

Entah bagaimana silapnya mereka, pada waktu malam menginap di sebuah hotel kecil. Sebenarnya Andy ingin memesan 2 kamar tetapi kerana hanya ada 1 kamar maka dia meminta pendapat Ema. Kerana memang sudah sangat penat Ema setuju untuk sekamar dengan Andy (sebenarnya Ema agak "sedikit senang" dengan kondisi darurat tersebut)!

Kerana berasa panas, maka Andy membuka jendela kamar. Masalahnya, kamar tersbut hanya memiliki 1 ranjang berukuran panjang dan tidak memiliki kursi panjang. Tidak mungkin bagi Ema untuk meminta Andy tidur di lantai. Jadi akhirnya mereka tidur sekatil setelah Andy berjanji bahwa dia tidak akan melakukan hal yang bukan- bukan.

Sebenarnya Ema tidak pernah tidur sekatil dengan seorang lelaki apatah lagi Andy adalah suami orang! Sebagai seorang wanita jantungnya berdebar sangat kencang kerana tidur seranjang dengan lelaki sopan yang sangat diadmirekannnya. Kaki mereka beberapa kali saling bersentuhan kerana katilnya memang kecil.

Setelah setengah jam, angin malam yang masuk melalui jendela membuat Ema merasa kedinginan sehingga dia memberanikan diri bertanya kepada Andy:
"Abang Andy, Ema kesejukan nih. Boleh tak minta tolong jendelanya
ditutup saja?"

Andy tidak langsung menjawab dan Ema berpikir Andy sudah tertidur
sehingga dia berkata lagi:
"Abg Andy..."

Kali ini Andy langsung menjawab:
"Ema, kamu kesejukan ya? MAUKAH KAMU MALAM INI KAMU BERTINDAK SEPERTI ISTERI SAYA?"

Jantung Ema terasa berhenti berdetik. Jantungnya langsung gemuruh
mendengar pertanyaan Andy. Dengan hati-hati ia bertanya:
"Maksud abg Andy?"

"Maksud saya, bolehkah Ema tolong tutupkan sendiri tingkap yang terbuka tu, seperti yang selalu dibuat oleh isteri saya dirumah?!"

Wah, wah,wah...tekun baca nmpak... Tension kan . Boleh imagine muka semua orang. Dah sekarang boleh balik buat kerja yang patut dibuat.

p/s: bukan suma laki gatal..ahhahahah

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LOVE QUOTES OF DA DAY

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
-Stendhal

this quote suitable for those who have feeling towards others or your admirers....\

remember everything is start from a hope or dream...with right method and little bit of luck..you can win the heart of your love one...

p/s: dont give up bro

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i noe u luv me

tonight humour for you....

A VALENTINE For OSAMA BIN LADEN!

Peter comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Peter's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," Peter says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

"Peter, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Peter says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."

p/s: osama laden quite is quite handsome....hhuhuuuhuhu

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i noe u luv me

4 Tips to win your ex back guyz

1. Does My Ex Still Love Me – Yes/No/Maybe?

Love is rarely the reason for a break up. Most will be tormented with the fact they think that their ex no longer loves them. You need to understand that relationships rarely end because of love but it’s problems in your relationship that pushed your ex away. There is a very good chance that your ex still loves you, it’s your relationship that is the problem. With that said you should know that everything else can be mended and repaired.

2. Accept The Break Up And Show Maturity

First step to winning your ex back is to accept that fact that your relationship is over. I know it’s hard but you need to tell your ex that you understand and respect their decision. Only good things can come from this as your ex will see that you not only respecting their feelings but are showing great maturity and strength, the first step to getting your ex back!

Do not become a bitter ex that simply calls, messaging and emails their ex constantly in sheer desperation trying to convince him or her to come back.

3. Complete Honesty – Leave Your Pride At The Door

Avoid using the blame game. Both you and your ex are responsible for the direction of your relationship, you are both to blame and you need to take responsibility for the road your relationship ended on.

You must not apologise for everything profusely, tell your ex that things will be different and desperately try and convince them to give you one more chance. This will only show your ex you are not understanding the real reasons why her or she left and ignoring their feelings and concerns in the process.

4. Make Yourself Irresistible – Rediscover Yourself

This is one of the most important tips to win your ex back, so pay close attention. Everyone wants what they can’t have and your ex is no different. It’s time to rediscover yourself and the person your ex fell in love with. Try and put a smile on your face but more importantly understand that positivity, confidence and success are attractive features to both men and women. Show your ex you are still the same person they fell in love with by being happy, bubbly and excited about life. This works wonders.

p/s : i always love her..hurmmm

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i noe u luv me

gambar petang ni...huhuuhhu

ahahahah...

ni gambar pilihan aku kali ni...

suma brang kt dunia ni ada nilai atau harga..tapi bini atau famili anda di umah x bernilai harganya...

ada SESAPA NK MEMBANTAH...uhhhuuhuhuh

jadi yang mana KAKI BOLA, KAKI MAMAK..

wat2 r duk ngan famili tiap malam....

kerana kuarga anda tidak ternilai hrganya...

p/s : da mcam pekerja jabatan masyarakat lak aku ni..hhuhuuh

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Sepuluh Sebab Cuci Motor Adalah Lebih baik Dari Berkhalwat

1.Cuci motor boleh dilakukan depan kawan-kawan tanpa merasa malu dan bersalah.

2.Masa sedang asyik menggosok dada motor tak perlu tengok-tengok kiri kanan.

3.Motor tak merengek-rengek masa ia mula basah dan licin oleh sabun.

4.Boleh tangguh beberapa minit, pergi sambut telefon, makan nasi, pergi tandas, hisap rokok tanpa sesiapa yang tak puas hati.

5.Tak perlu pujuk-pujuk dan berjanji untuk bertanggung jawab sekiranya hendak mula mencuci motor.

6.Lepas cuci boleh naik dan henjut-henjut serta tunggang-tunggang dalam sebarang posisi tanpa emak atau JPJ tegur sekiranya belum dihidupkan enjin.

7.Tak perlu bersusah payah mencari tempat tersembunyi, depan rumah atau di stesyen minyak pun boleh.

8.Nak pancut air sepuas-puasnya dalam atau luar enjin tiada yang larang.

9.Nak buat setiap hari lagi digalakkan, malah dipuji oleh kawan-kawan. Majikan tidak akan memecat anda.

10.Jika kebetulan tok kadi dan ketua kampung melintas, anda boleh menegur dengan senang hati dan mempelawa mereka mencuci motor.

p/s: baik korang basuh motor sendiri dari g car wash.huhuhuhu

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i noe u luv me

10 Reasons Why Chocolate is Good For You

Of course, not all chocolate can be good for you. You can't eat a Snicker's and claim it is healthy. Dark chocolate has the highest health benefit because it is higher in cocoa. Higher cocoa amounts are better because there is less room for other ingredients like cocoa butter, sugar, vanilla, and milk. Dark chocolate has also been known to help with depression and high blood pressure.

Now that we know there are some health benefits to eating dark chocolate, here are some other interesting facts about chocolate:

1. Chocolate is a valuable source of energy. A single chocolate chip can power a human being with enough energy to walk 150 ft.
2. One ounce of baking chocolate has 10% of your daily-recommended amount of iron.
3. The per capita consumption of chocolate is nearly 12 pounds annually per person. (That's a lot of chocolate!)
4. Chocolate comes from Cocoa Beans. Originally, it was called Cacao, but became Cocoa from a misspelling.
5. Cocoa trees produce pods with contain about 20-50 cocoa beans. There are a variety of cocoa beans with varying flavors, which is used to make different types of chocolate much like different grapes make different wines.
6. Chocolate does not cause or increase acne. It is a myth.
7. Chocolate contains "theobromine" which helps boost low blood-sugar level but it can be deadly to dogs, cats and other household pets. It can over stimulate their cardiac and nervous system, which could cause instant death.
8. Chocolate has over 500 flavor components. This two times the amount found in vanilla and strawberries.
9. The cocoa beans were used as a currency and as a unit of calculation in the Aztec and Mayan cultures.
10. Chocolate is one of the most well-known and popular foods in the world and is not likely to ever go out of fashion!

Next time you decide to eat a little chocolate, you won't have to feel guilty. If you looking for gift ideas, chocolate makes a great gift for any occasion. Chocolate gift baskets can turn the darkest day bright for anyone. Chocolate gifts are great for giving to men or women so the next time you want to get some attention, think yummy, delicious, chocolate!

p/s: i love caldbury..uhhuhuuhhu

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