gambar petang ni...huhuuhhu

ni gambar top model ni...

ahahahah...

lawa x bro..hahaha..

top model ARTIFICIAL WOMAN...

aku jumpa kat facebook..hahahahahaha

p/s : nak termuntah aku tgok gmabr ni.hahahah

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cerita lawak petang..

Cerita 1

Ada 26 orang gila, mereka akan menjalani ujian kesihatan di Amerika. Mereka dibawa dengan menggunakan pesawat Hercules yang besar. Ketika di udara, orang-orang gila itu terlalu bising kerana bermain bola di dalam pesawat. Kapten pesawat marah dan menyuruh co-pilotnya untuk menenangkan mereka. "Hoi! Bising sangat nie! Jangan main bola di dalam kapalterbang!!!" bentak co-pilot kepada orang-orang gila tersebut.

Akhirnya situasi menjadi tenang. Tapi lama-kelamaan, Kapten curiga karena situasinya terlalu tenang. Dia menyuruh lagi co-pilotnya untuk memeriksa keadaan di belakang. Ketika co-pilot datang, dia terkejut setengah mati! Orang gilanya tinggal 4 orang!!! "Hei, kamu semua! Kenapa tinggal 4 orang sahaja? Yang lain ke mana?"

"Habis... tak boleh main bola di dalam kapalterbang, jadi mereka main bola di luar la."
"HAH?! Habis tu kenapa kamu semua masih berada di dalam?"

"Kan kami nie pemain simpanan...".

Cerita 2

Tunang Farid, Siti menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.

Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. Saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk…….. Benci ……

Cerita 3

Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, laluditumpangkan kawanya itu.

Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,

Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????

Cerita 4

Orang Asli Dan Polis

Orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
Polis : “Selamat pagi”
Polis : “Apa hal?”
Orang asli : “Saya nak buat repot tuan”
Polis : “Fasal apa tu?”
Orang asli : “Kawan saya di baham harimau”
Polis : “Pukul berapa?”
Orang asli : “Dia tak pukul, terkam “
Polis :”Habis?…”
Orang asli : “Tak habis, tinggal kepala..”

p/s: gelak tawa adalha ubat suka dan duka..uhuhhu

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gejala ARTIFICIAL WOMAN

entry kali ni..aku ingin memetik satu artikel dari metro yang berkaitan dengan seorang lelaki yang melakukan pembedahan transeksual terhdap dirinya...

berikut adalah link berita tersebut.....

http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/Taktakutbuangkemaluan/myMA/myArticle

aku sangat sedey kot bila bca artikel ni..

ya r...tuhan da jadikan kita ni seelok-elok ciptaan...

knapa masih ada yg sanggup mengubah ciptaannya sehinnga sanggup mengubah JANTINA...

tak ke diaorang sdar bhawa perbuatan diaorang 2 hram dan berdosa besar...

nilah akibatnya kalo manusia da x tkut ngan pegangan AGAMA lagi...

LOGIK AKAL menjadi ukurannya....

yang aku x leh terima ramai kot lelaki2 yang digelar sejati kononnya...

yang menagih cinta dari golongan ini...

uish come on r....

ramai lagi perempuan sejati kt luar sana...

x kan r ARTIFICIAL WOMAN ni gak yang korang nak.........

alasan diaorang..golongan yang begini lebih cantik or mengancam dari anak dara sejati......

korang jgan lupa biarpun zahirnya golongan ARTIFICIAL WOMAN ni biarpun zahirnya mcam perempuan sejati tetapi hakikatnya still insan bergelar LELAKI...

dan BERDOSA BESAR tau bila korang berzina lak 2...

wat kwan2 di luar sana..

kalo r korang ada kwan2 or saudara yang ada nk jadi golongan ARTIFICIAL WOMAN ni...

bimbing r mereka...

mengikut kajian golongan ni semakin hari semakin bertambah....

dan kebanyakannya adalah orang MELAYU...

renungkan r...

p/s: aku xleh byang orang yang berzina ngan golongan ARTIFICIAL WOMAN ni...

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i noe u luv me

Stunning Ways to Lose the Excess Pounds and Drop Inches Off Your Waist

First things first, knowing how to lose weight fast is fairly easy. You need not be a rocket scientist to be able to lose weight, but you do need to make the effort to do so. If you are serious about losing weight then here is your chance. Grab it now.

Increase Your Water Intake.

Perhaps this is the most important first step you can take with regards to losing weight. The body needs to be hydrated if it is to be healthy and perform its normal bodily functions. The water you take helps in breaking down the fat that is deposited in your body. It also allows for the transport of many nutrients to the cells. And if you do exercises, you need additional water as well since you lose water through sweating when you workout.

Exercise

Perhaps this is the hardest of all the lose weight techniques you will do. You do need to exert a lot of effort before you can actually see much of a difference but if you are diligent enough with your workout efforts, you will indeed see results at the soonest possible time.

Never Skip Meals

Don't ever skip meals to lose weight, most especially breakfast, it is indeed the most important meal of the day. Skipping breakfast will make you a lot hungrier during the day and you will tend to eat more during the other meals. Also you need to understand the dangers of shifting your diet instantly and extremely. The thing is if you're diet is changed abruptly and you lose more than 500 calories a day, chances are you lose muscle mass instead of fat.

Losing weight means burning up fat that will be used as energy and you need to understand that it isn't an instantaneous response because you didn't eat. In fact, you might actually be doing the exact opposite, because when the body senses a 'low food environment' it actually begins to store fats instead of allowing you to use it because it is saving up energy because of the low food/energy count.

Choosing The Right Diet

With the variety of diets available today, it can be difficult to choose which one will work best. There is actually no secret formula in choosing your diet plan. You're best choice will be what's best and what works for you. What can you realistically cut out and what will you have a difficult time avoiding. You should totally be realistic about your goals, if you cannot stick to a diet, then no matter how everyone say it works, it won't work for you.

Knowing how to lose weight fast is easy, the key is to get a plan that you can stick to and stick to the plan you have chosen and you'll see a leaner you in no time.

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LOVE QUOTES OF DA DAY

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.
* Leo Tolstoy

there are so many people in this world which describe so many type of mind and heart...

which describing that everyone have their own ways..including how they want to express their love to their love one...that is why love is so beautiful...

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what a days

waaa....

i feel so tense today...

i really wanna watch iron man II today...

but i can't cause my number 1 dress fitting has been rescheduled at 12 pm.....

and tomorrow still have another paper..which i consider little bit tricky and hard..

em what a days...

i start my day with sigh on my face...

hurmmmmm

p/s : i wanna watch iron man 2 so badly...

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tonight humour for you....

America vs. Russia

The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

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