lets kickin some asss.....

6 facts you need to know guys

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2. The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

3. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

4. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

5. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

6. A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!

p/s : there still a lot of things we don't know.hhuuhuh

-xoxo-

i noe u luv me

cerita seram minggu ini

em minggu ni aku ingin menyambung cerita hantu seperti yang aku janjikan minggu lpas....

kali in berkaitan dengan pengalaman aku sewak2 menunggu durian...

korang pun tau kan..buah durian kat malaysia ni kan berhantu..hahahaah...

ya r... memang laris n kesukaan ramai kot...

berbalik kepada cerita aku...

seperti biasa.. aku n gang2 aku suka tggu durian wak2 mlam...

sbab mlas nk lpak umah..

wak2 tu umur aku dalam 15 thun kot nak amik PMR...

n kitaorang da wat pondok kat sa2 tmpat yang ada 4 batang pokok durian..

bak kata orang mmng strategik gila r....

sbab nk kuar tggu durian wak2 mlam...

aku pun standby lampu suluh n parang...

keperluan tu bro kalo dalam hutan...

kitaorang gerak dari umah dlam pkul 11 lebih kot dalam 5 orang..

n dlam group aku 2 ada seorang mmber ayah aku..

pak cik ibrahim..

umur dia wak2 tu dlam 27 kalo x silap r...

da sampai pondok 2 mcam biasa r kan..

wat unggun api n tabur belerang keliling pondok..

nak elak binatang mcam ular r ktakan...

utk makluman korang....

pondok tmpat tggu durian 2 terletak di kwasan tempat kerja ayah aku..

all the way ke c2 mmng bergelap...

kalo orang yang lmah semangat konfirm x nk g...

tgah duk melepak tggu durian.

pak cik ibrahim pun buka r cite pasal pengalaman dia mlam semlam..

menurut beliau mlam smalam beliau nampak kelibat putih kat area c2...

yang peliknya..kelibat 2 muncul apabila ada durian gugur sahaja...

PERGH...

jangan wat memain kelibat putih mana lak yang nak tunggu durian mlam2 buta ni..

tpi beliau berseloroh, smlam pak cik sorang je..hari ni ada geng..bnda 2 x kaco kot....

aduih..

bleh lak dia wat memain bnda cam2....

tpi kami steady....

kami yakin kalo ramai2 ni..bnda cam2 x kn muncul kot....

huhu....

TIBA-TIBA.....

PURGGHHHHH.....

bunyi buah durian gugur....

dari bunyi yang kami dgar macam 2 biji yang gugur...

apalagi bro...kami pun berlari r termasuk pak cik ibrahim..

bak kata orang sapa cepat dia dapat..

ngan berpandukan arah bunyi durian gugur dan lampu suluh aku pun mencari dgan harapan dapat menjumpai buah y gugur 2 terlebih dahulu..

SEKALI...

mata aku tertumpu kepada sa2 lembaga putih yang berdiri di hadapan aku..

aku hnya mampu tergamam dan lampu suluh terlepas dari pndangan aku...

aku tgok mmber2 aku n pak cik ibrahim pn terkejut melihat lembaga putih 2....

lembaga putih 2 berdiri di hadapan aku..

mmang wak2 2 aku cuak gila babi...

memng thap death punya bro....

lembaga putih 2 membongkok dan...

ambil durian tersebut ...

dan terus menghilang.......

even lembaga 2 da hilang aku msih tergamam tau x ...

pak cik ibrahim tarik aku n arahkan kami suma blik ke umah....

dari pondok 2 kami suma lari mcam lipas kudung kot..

dlam kepala nk sampai umah dlu je...

da lupa pasal durian korang tau x....

smpai kt umah je....

aku tgok ayah aku x tdo lgi....

aku ngan x tkar bajunya trus msuk bilik n cuba nk tdo...

tapi yang aku peliknya..b4 tdo ayah aku leh aku bagi minum air suam....

n mlam 2 aku x pk sgat kot pasal kejadian pelik 2.....

mngkin ayah aku bagi air jampi kot..

hahahah...

tapi sumpah....

2 pengalaman aku yang paling real....

smnjak dari malam 2...

kitaorang suma tggu durian wak2 siang je...

mlam mmng xda yang berani...

p/s : sowie kaloa aku x pndai nk cite...huhuhuhu

-xoxo-

i noe u luv me

5 Tips Tidak Di Rompak Oleh Pencuri

1. Untuk rumah, pasang perangkap tikus sebanyak mungkin, letakkan umpan emas atau besi atau duit.

2. Untuk melindungi kereta anda, langgar apa-apa agar kereta anda kemek, pancitkan tayar anda, beli rim second hand yang buruk, beli ezsos paling murah dan jangan letak stiker pada kereta anda.

3. Untuk motor, pancitkan tayar, cabut spark plug dan sentiasa memastikan tangki minyak kosong.

4.Untuk anak anda, beli pakaian bundle untuk mereka pakai, beri hanya 50 sen sehari pada mereka.

5. Untuk anda sendiri, jangan suka menunjuk (berdosa tau !!!)

p/s: huish teknik yang kejam dan mungkin paling berkesan.hahahaha

-xoxo-

i noe u luv me

avatar versi mr. bean.....

uish..mr bean da jadi pelakon AVATAR KE....

hahahahaha...

gmbar ni aku jumpa kt tenet..

cam hampeh e.haahhah

p/s : ngah tggu avatar versi mr. bean..uhhuhuuh

-xoxo-

i noe u luv me

Should You Fight to Get Your Girlfriend Back?

Your ex-girlfriend walked away from you and left you devastated. You didn't for once think that you would end up losing that girlfriend that you cared about so much. You think about her all of the time and yet, for some reason, you cannot think of what you should do in order to get her back. Should you let her just walk away, or should you fight to get your girlfriend back?

You have to look at it from this angle. If you really want to get your girlfriend back, then just letting her walk away is not going to be the right decision, is it? However, if you try too hard to get her back, you are going to end up just being a nuisance in her life, and how often do women dream about finding a guy that ends up being a nuisance?

You have to be subtle in how you go about getting your girlfriend back. You have to do little things that make her think about you again and you have to know how to trigger attraction in her so that when she thinks about you, all she thinks are good things that make her heart melt.

When you try to win your girlfriend back, and you push her to make a decision right on the spot, what do you think she is going to end up choosing?

Not you.

That might sting, it might hurt a bit, but you are a big boy and I think you can handle it. More importantly, you have to be able to be realistic like that if you ARE going to get her to come back. Instead of focusing on what you can do to make her want to come back to you, you should focus on what will make her feel MASSIVE attraction towards you again.

This is the only way that you are going to be able to successfully get your girlfriend back, and the best way to 'fight' to win her love again.

-xoxo-

i noe u luv me

LOVE QUOTES OF DA DAY

Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.
* Marianne Williamson

love is something which come naturally....the purity of love is been determined how natural it born...but fear is something we learned by our eyes, ears and hearts...and fear is the thing that we make.....