i noe u luv me-
Thursday, December 2, 2010
i noe u luv me-
Saturday, August 21, 2010
miss my younger brother..
i'm back
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
lawak petang..ahhahaah
Teruna: “Akhirnya inilah saat yang aku tunggu sekian lama.”
Cewek: “Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?”
Teruna: “Tentu Tidak! Jangan sesekali kau berpikiran seperti itu.”
Dara: “Apakah kau mencintaiku?”
Teruna:: “Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu.”
Dara: “Apakah kau pernah berlaku curang?”
Teruna: “Tidak! Aku tak akan sesekali melakukan hal seburuk itu.”
Dara: “Maukah kau menciumku?”
Teruna: “Ya…”
Dara: “Sayangku… Sesudah 5 tahun nikah…”
Sila baca dari bawah ke atas.
Juliana : “Abang Mie… Jom la datang rumah… saya rindu la.. lagipun suami saya pergi oversea tadi..”
Helmi : “baiklah malam esok abang pergi tau… nanti pandai la abang tipu isteri abang tu..”
Juliana : “Oh ya.. sebelum datang esok.. abang cukur misai kasi licin dulu ye.. abang tahukan saya suka lelaki yg baby-face.”
Helmi : “Alamak… yang ni susah sikit.. isteri abang suka abang simpan misai ni nanti dia marah plak”
Juliana : “Alaaa… abang ni nak jumpa saya ke tak nie?”
Helmi : “oklah.. oklah.. Ana punya pasal.. apa saja abang sanggup”
Keesokan paginya, semasa Helmi hendak keluar untuk ke pejabat dia telah memesan kepada isterinya yang dia pulang lewat malam ini
kerana ada mesyuarat penting… dan di pejabatnya.. Helmi telah
mencukur misainya sampai licin..
Jam 4 pagi ketika Helmi balik ke rumahnya… isterinya sudah tidur… Dengan perlahan Helmi salin baju dan naik ke tempat tidur…tiba-tiba isterinya tersedar lalu meraba-raba wajah Helmi yang licin itu dalam kegelapan… dan berkata… “Kenapa kau tak balik lagi Jalil… kejap lagi suami akak balik…!!”
Ada seorang lelaki tua yang hobinya memelihara banyak burung. Pada suatu pagi, semua burung kesayangannya telah hilang. Merasa sipencuri sudah keterlaluan, lelaki tua itu pun membawa masalah ini di perjumpaan mingguan di kampungnya.
Lelaki tua : “Siapa disini yang ada burung?”
Seluruh penduduk laki-laki segera berdiri.
Menyedari kesilapannya dalam cara bertanya, lelaki itu menambah
“bukan itu maksud saya”
Lalu di ajukan soalan yang lain..
“maksud saya adalah, siapa yang pernah lihat burung?”
Maka seluruh penduduk wanita berdiri.
Kerana menyedari pertanyaannya masih tidak betul, maka dengan muka merah padam dia menyambung “maaf, bukan itu maksud saya”
Sekali lagi dia cuba bertanya
“maksud saya adalah siapa yang pernah lihat burung yang bukan miliknya”
Separuh penduduk wanita berdiri.
Muka lelaki itu makin merah, dan juga makin gugup, segera berkata lagi
“maaf sekali lagi, bukan ke arah itu pertanyaan saya, maksud saya adalah,
siapa yang pernah lihat burung saya?”
Lalu… Isteri lelaki itu pun pun berdiri….dan seorang wanita yang lain,
maka kali ini merah padam pula muka si isteri, lelaki tu pun cabut lari,
menyesal tanya.
penangan cinta si minah indon
Ayah angau pucuk muda...
5 Things a Single Father Should Know About Their Kid's School
Single fathers can feel cut out of the picture when it comes to staying on top of the events and procedures at their kids' schools. There is plenty of information to handle, from homework to after school activities. Some announcements may come home with kids and get lost. But these ten tips can make life much easier for everyone:
First, make sure teachers know that the kids have a single father so there won't be any misunderstanding. Don't depend on the kids to relay this information. Make the information known and be clear about it.
The second step is to be sure to make it to Back to School night, PTA meetings and any other opportunities to meet and connect with school administrators and teachers. At Back to School Night teachers may describe classroom rules and leave contact numbers. They may even describe the course curriculum. Back to school night gives single fathers a chance to gauge the tone of the school, general procedures and the appearance and layout of each of their children's classrooms. It is an important way to learn about a school.
A third point? Be sure to ask about free tutoring service or resource rooms in the school. Many schools offer after school tutoring for free. Sometimes, teachers can recommend names of experienced tutors. Busy parents sometimes can use these services to help their children succeed. Find out where resource centers are located and where free tutoring takes place.
The fourth step? Be pro-active and be sure to check for papers and announcements that come home with children. Have a file folder set up for each class as well as school activities. If there are permission slips to be signed, due dates for major projects or other information, stick it in the appropriate folder and consider having sticky tabs with due dates for important papers. Know if the school has a procedure for clear communication about homework and due dates.
Finally, it is vital to understand a school's policy about absences or missed school days. Some won't let children return to school without a permission slip. Other schools have policies that allow only so many sick days per semester or year.
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